Machines

AI: Cartoonize with ChatGPT-4 and Dall-E-3
Cartoonizes existing user avatars with OpenAI ChatGPT and Dall-E

• You: cartoonize Peter » TheGodFather: {displays in chat a cartoonish image of the avatar of the user Peter}

AI: Dall-E-3
Draws a picture based on text input using OpenAI Dall-E-3

• You: DALLE a beautiful English cottage situated next to the sea in Cornwall » TheGodFather: displays in chat this IMAGE

Horoscopes
Delivers daily horoscopes upon request in 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 🇫🇷 🇳🇱 🇪🇸 🇵🇹 🇵🇱

• You: horoscope aquarius tomorrow » TheGodFather: Aquarius 🏺 2022-09-10 ➡ You need to let certain people know that you no longer care what they say or what they do. That might sound a bit extreme but if you don't do it now they will keep annoying you and make an even bigger falling-out more likely.
• You: horoscop Zwillinge » TheGodFather: Zwillinge 👬 2022-09-09 ➡ Merkur, Ihr Herrscher, ist zur Zeit in bester Form, und Ihnen mangelt es gewiss nicht an Selbstvertrauen. Gesellschaftliche Anlässe und Reisepläne stehen unter einem besonders guten Stern, also sitzen Sie nicht untätig herum, sondern gehen Sie raus in die Welt und genießen Sie.
• You: horóscopo Virgem pt » TheGodFather: Virgem 👧 2022-09-09 ➡ Encontrar-se-á hoje numa minoria de um e aqueles que se lhe opõem estarão em posições de poder. Recua? Não, não recuam. A única forma de ganhar é se levar a luta até eles. Seja intelectualmente agressivo.

News
Returns up to 10 news + links on a particular topic or headlines by country/global.

• You: news gb Boris Jonson » TheGodFather:
  • ✅ Politics live: PM supporter says Boris Johnson removed via 'coup': news.sky.com
  • ✅ Liz Truss says she will perform U-Turn and deliver NPR in full: manchestereveningnews.co.uk
  • ✅ Rishi Sunak pledges to make 'downblousing' illegal: news.sky.com
  • ✅ Boris Johnson could be in line for top Nato job, say Conservative allies: www.standard.co.uk
• You: news de » TheGodFather:
  • ✅ Playstation Plus: Das sind die kostenlosen Spiele im August 2022: www.businessinsider.de
  • ✅ Ständig erkältet: Das solltest du in deinem Leben ändern: www.wmn.de
  • ✅ Rolling Stones Konzert in Gelsenkirchen​: Zufriedener geht's nicht - Kritik: rp-online.de
  • ✅ Neuer Pro-Kopfhörer von Samsung soll teurer werden: www.mobiflip.de

C-F/Distance/Weight Converter
Converts miles into kilometers, km to miles, Celsius to Fahrenheit, kg to lb, sq meters to sq feet and vice versa.

• You: I walked 10 miles yesterday. » TheGodFather: 📏 10mi = 16.09km
• You: It was freezing cold -10°C. » TheGodFather: 🌡 -10°F equals -23.3°C and 🌡 -10°C equals 14°F

Currency Converter
Converts AUD, CAD, USD, EUR, GBP, CHF, JPY, CNY, quid, bucks, Bitcoins - any to all.

• You: That's expensive. I have 5 dollars. » TheGodFather: Is that gold I smell? 5 in 🇺🇸 US dollars amounts to 4.27 in 🇪🇺 euros, 33.9 in 🇨🇳 Chinese yuans, 6.97 in 🇦🇺 Australian dollars, 524.97 in 🇯🇵 Japanese yens, 4.6 in 🇨🇭 Swiss francs, 6.66 in 🇨🇦 Canadian dollars, 3.93 in 🇬🇧 British pounds

Statistics
Returns chat statistics.

• You: stats » TheGodFather: That‘s what I call a smart question! We have posted 🧮 2346774 messages since 📅 Jun 5, 2017 and we have 👥 7287 registered members. Our first member is 🦙 TheRipper (registered on Jun 5, 2017) and the latest one is 🕺 Johnas. Cheers mates! 💐 🎂 🎉

Last.fm
Information about artists and bands using last.fm API.

• You: lastfm ike turner » TheGodFather: Ike Turner: Ike Wister Turner (November 5, 1931 - December 12, 2007) was an American guitarist, pianist, bandleader, talent scout, and record producer. Considered to be one of the fathers of rock and roll.

Open Weather
Current weather using OpenWather API.

• You: weather Tokyo » TheGodFather: Current weather in TOKYO (JP): ⛅ few clouds, temp. 26.5°C (79.7°F), feels like 30.9°C (87.7°F)

Picture of ... DuckDuckGo
Downloads and posts pictures using DuckDuckGo search engine.

• You: picture of a dog » TheGodFather: 🐕

Search with DuckDuckGo
Provides search results using DuckDuckGo search engine.

• You: search longship » TheGodFather: 🔎 A type of specialised Viking warships that have a long history in Scandinavia, with their... Longship on DDGO

9GAG
Displays any meme image or video from 9gag.com.

• You: https://9gag.com/gag/aA086j0 » TheGodFather: displays in chat this IMAGE

Show me ... Pixabay
Downloads and posts pictures from pixabay.com.

• You: show me a cat » TheGodFather: 🐈

TTS
Text-To-Speech using Google TTS engine.

• You: tts-en I wish I could speak Swahili » TheGodFather: [ ▶ ]

Translate
Translates text using mymemory.translated.net API.

• You: translate en-fr Global warming... Even a seemingly slight average temperature rise is enough to cause a dramatic transformation of our planet. » TheGodFather: Le réchauffement climatique... Même une augmentation apparemment légère de la température moyenne est suffisante pour provoquer une transformation dramatique de notre planète.

The Good Book
TheGodFather replies with a verse from the Bible when requested.

• You: Romans 2:2 » TheGodFather: (Romans 2:2) And we know that the judgment of God is according to truth against them that practise such things.

Jokes
Replies with a random joke from all jokes or from a category.

• You: joke animals » TheGodFather: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? "Let us prey." 🤣🤣🤣 found in Animals

Urban Dictionary
Returns results from UrbanDictionary.

• You: urban jungle » TheGodFather: A large amount of pubic hair that needs shaving. My god, it‘s a jungle down there!

Webster Dictionary
TheGodFather replies with a definition from Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary 1913.

• You: define boat » TheGodFather: boat (n.) A small open vessel, or water craft, usually moved by cars or paddles, but often by a sail.

Wordset Dictionary
Replies with results from WordSet.org (abandoned project).

• You: describe hell » TheGodFather: hell (noun) means any place of pain and turmoil. Synonym: snake pit, inferno, hell on earth, hellhole Example: the hell of battle

• You: haiku » TheGodFather:
  obsidian night
  the white sound
  of rain

• You: SurpriseMe » TheGodFather: Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.

• You: /me is riding a pony. » TheGodFather: John is riding a pony. 🧐 Not that I care...
• You: /kick somebody » TheGodFather: Wanna kick? Buy new shoes!
• You: /whois Peter » TheGodFather: Peter? That's what I call a bush-sucking wanker.
• You: /topic gardening » TheGodFather: It was high time we changed the topic. Let's talk about gardening

• You: /purefun » TheGodFather: After millions of years of evolution, you're kind of a disappointment.
• You: /purefun 12 » TheGodFather: I always say "Morning" instead of "Good morning" — if it were a good morning, I'd still be sleeping and not talking to people!
• You: /purefun Oh, that's hellish! » TheGodFather: Oh, that's hellish!